Huckabee/Norris in '08

"President Huckabee" doesn't have a good ring to it. That is, unless it is followed by "Vice President Norris," as in Chuck Norris.

It seems like wherever Mike Huckabee goes, Chuck Norris goes. I believe Norris is the key to Huckabee's recent surge in the polls. Most likely, Norris commands people's support by mind control.

Perhaps, some of you are unaware of the power of Chuck Norris...

here are some examples:
1. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

2. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

3. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

4. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

5. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

6. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

7. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

8. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

9. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

10. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

For more facts on his ability, go here...

This is why I'm going to endorse Huckabee, if and only if, Chuck Norris is his running mate. Or at least promises to put him in the Cabinet.

Just remember this Osama Bin Laden...Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.